December 2011
87 posts
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose student: you mean semen is like sugar? Biology Teacher: yeah basically me: doesn’t taste like.. Biology Teacher: me: student: Biology Teacher: me: student: me: whoops
Christmas Eve 2011 <3
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Watchwhatsgoingon12:
lyndenchan:
DUBSTEP HOUSE LIGHTS. MUST WATCH.
Must reblog for my friend
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when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
How to Identify Toxic Friends →
paleseptemberr:
Do you have a pal who reminds you more of a possessive boyfriend than a friend? Maybe Snow White’s stepmother or a huge butthead of a boss? I’ve had more than enough experience with these energy-suckers over the last twenty-odd years and if any of those examples are making your heart pump, there is a good chance you are dealing with the BP oil spill of your social life.
Take...
Watch-m00se:
liquid-liam:
parktheshark:
uaintgotnoyeezynigga:
gothcum:
sasklar:
bl0w-out:
savey0urselff:
I always see couples making cute videos, so I made one with the love of my life :)
I AM CRYING
I wasn’t expecting to find this funny but omg
omg
Lmao. Why did this crack me up so bad.
ahahahaah me
LMAO
i cant breathe. awoefiajeaef’a;
Omg. Hahah.
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"Karla, I love you. I think you're a nice girl. I...
